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![]() Thursday, February 01, 2007 The Great ProposalHow many of you girls out there have dreamt of being swooned by the proposal of your Mr Right in the most romantic way...? Don't have?! Don't BLUFF lah!!! You mean you prefer being asked the Singaporean Man's favourite, "Would you like to buy a HDB flat with me?" kind of proposal meh??! Ok, I shall be generous (since I'm a Leo, muahahaha!) and share with you my dream proposal method. Guys, if you are reading this, please learn well hor! I am dreaming that Mr Sim is coming to propose to me... Mr Sim has 3 options to impress me. Option 1: Prince in White Horse ![]() He comes riding in a white galloping horse, all dressed in white and looking very handsome. :) :) (My saliver is dripping already...) He says: My lovely Princess, you are the star in my sky, the love of my life... Will you marry me? To that, of course, not one estrogen-driven female can say 'no' to such romantic gestures. I'll allow myself to be swept away on his speedy horse, and elope to his kingdom in never-never-land and become a 'tai-tai' forever!! Option 2: Muscular Bionic Man ![]() Oooohhhh... Tall, Dark & Handsome, with powerful Bionic eyes! He drives a state-of-the-art super-mobile and arrives at my doorstep, looking deliciously masculine. He says: I was just on my way to save the Earth and stop some evil schemes... ... but everything can wait. I NEED to hear from you -- Will you travel the world with me and let me protect you forever?? Me: Y-E-S!!! (With that, I jump into his arms and let him carry me to his roaring mobile...) Option 3: The SNAG (Sensitive New-Age Guy) ![]() The Sensitive New-Age Guy is the perfect boyfriend for the modern woman, the ideal son-in-law for you to bring home to your mother. He is totally sweet, giving you flowers on your birthday's and remembering the important dates. He doesn't mind buying sanitary napkins for you in emergencies and waits patiently for you while you try out clothes. Yet he has a mind of his own, and is decisive and generous, and ambitious in his career. (Mr Sim, Are You Reading This?! Please buck up!! Hahahah...) He'll bring you to a quiet, romantic place, set a candle-light dinner with food he whipped up on his own. Opening the little-blue box, he says, "You are the woman I have been waiting for all my life. I love you for everything you are, and I will give you happiness, because life is meaningless without your smiles. My love, will you walk with me till the end of our lives?" Me: (Tears of crystals shimmer in my eyes...) I am willing to spend my life with you and you alone. So you see, Women are suckers (I am No. 1!) for all things romantic. And why not? Life is so boring. Hope all Men can sweep their Women off their feet and give them this sweet piece of memory to treasure for the rest of their lives. |